Not content with unmarked Police cars snapping happy motorists. The Cambridgeshire Police Force have been busy practising for undercover operations at the up-coming World Conker Championships. One of these characters is a local plod who shall remain nameless, but wields the willow for OTCC on Sundays!
Apparently the sign up poster at the nick said, ‘OFFICER [...]
Archive for August, 2008
Police Practice Undercover Operations!
August 28, 2008OTCC Community Service (Beware!)
August 28, 2008When you are a member of OTCC First XI it is a sacrilege if you score a duck in a match. To score more than one is an abomination and to score three or more means a spell doing Community Service! Thank the lord that capital punishment was abolished in the 1960’s! Otherwise the player [...]
Ask Kimbers!
August 4, 2008My sack hath been running over recently and I have had to extract just a small number of the problems experienced within OTCC.
Dear Kimbers,
I have recently enjoyed the companionship of my team mates on a canny tour to the north-east. I am however a little uneased by the way in which breakfast was delivered on the [...]
SEPARATED AT BIRTH (NO 7)
August 4, 2008 VDM Lurch The Butler
Could Lurch wield the willow like our man! I’ll let you be the judge.
